Welcome
Thank you for visiting. I am Necro Monkey. The Necro Monkey. Accept no imitations.
This is the home of Necro Monkey, Creature Cute, Willy Weed and The Buds, and Private Snafu.
Who is Necro Monkey
Necro Monkey was once just a plain, old regular monkey that unfortunately had a bad run in with a scientist that leaned more towards evil than genius. After a long stint as a test subject which consisted of being jabbed with needles, electrocuted, nearly pickled, and once dressed up as a Little Bo Peep (don’t ask), he expired and was thrown out with the trash. Fortunately, death could not keep this monkey from fulfilling his dream. If only he knew what that was.
Facts About Necro Monkey
- Was a patient zero and written about in the New England Journal of Medicine
- Learned to walk from a dog
- First sentence was “Thank you, roach”
- Learned to read from subtitles
- Time magazine’s 2003 Person of the Year (along with all my fellow service members)
- Is going to run for President
* All these facts really are true
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New Necro Monkey Pins
I am the process of getting a restock of my original Necro Monkey pin as well as five new variants. This is something I have…Continue readingNew Necro Monkey Pins
101 Word Stories and More
I am really enjoying the fun and challenge of writing very short pieces that are 101 words. It is harder than you would think. Many…Continue reading101 Word Stories and More
Necro Monkey Mini Fig Heads
I have been printing out Necro Monkey heads that fit onto Lego figures. I will be selling these on my Etsy page and, starting February,…Continue readingNecro Monkey Mini Fig Heads
Necro Monkey’s Lab Escape
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Initials logo
I used my initials and integrated them into a version of the Necro Monkey logo. I liked how it turned out.