Welcome
Thank you for visiting. I am Necro Monkey. The Necro Monkey. Accept no imitations.
This is the home of Necro Monkey, Creature Cute, Willy Weed and The Buds, and Private Snafu.
Who is Necro Monkey
Necro Monkey was once just a plain, old regular monkey that unfortunately had a bad run in with a scientist that leaned more towards evil than genius. After a long stint as a test subject which consisted of being jabbed with needles, electrocuted, nearly pickled, and once dressed up as a Little Bo Peep (don’t ask), he expired and was thrown out with the trash. Fortunately, death could not keep this monkey from fulfilling his dream. If only he knew what that was.
Facts About Necro Monkey
- Was a patient zero and written about in the New England Journal of Medicine
- Learned to walk from a dog
- First sentence was “Thank you, roach”
- Learned to read from subtitles
- Time magazine’s 2003 Person of the Year (along with all my fellow service members)
- Is going to run for President
* All these facts really are true
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Trash Day
Trash bag in hand, the man flipped up the lid to the garbage can to toss it, but something felt wrong. The interior was an…Continue readingTrash Day
Boomstick
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Too Tall for Tokyo
When I lived in Japan, the doorways of my apartment were around six feet in height. I am six foot four inches tall. You can…Continue readingToo Tall for Tokyo
The Origin of Necro Monkey
Once a normal rhesus macaque, Necro Monkey grew up as an experiment test subject. After years of crackpot mad science, curses, spells, and many unspeakable…Continue readingThe Origin of Necro Monkey
August Contest – Win a Necro Monkey 3d resin figure
I am holding a drawing/contest for August to get more Patreon followers and subscribers. It ends Sept 1. The prize will be the first Necro…Continue readingAugust Contest – Win a Necro Monkey 3d resin figure